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Zalgo by korazonkrudo-d4ki5il

Fear Zalgo and he may let you live….in the form of a dark eyeless powerhouse.

He takes the eyes, the windows of the soul. Removes the ability to feel... anything but pain. Once the eyes have been removed, the soul is removed. The living husk is testament to cruelty and everlasting doom.
~ Description of Zalgo

Summary[]

Zalgo is a being that could best be described as a "horror," a creature of utmost terror. He is known as "He Who Waits Behind the Wall" and the "Nezperdian Hivemind" in some circles. He is an eyeless abomination with seven mouths. His right hand holds a dead star and his left hand holds the Candle Whose Light is Shadow and is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar. Six of his mouths speak in different tongues. When the time is right, the seventh shall sing the song that ends the Earth.

Zalgo is the true eldritch HORROR true God and the master of Satan who is just a part of Zalgo himself as his own Image. He is the one who guided them to destroy all of Existence. Every Creepypasta, their power all came from Zalgo. He is the one behind it all….. He is the one who guided all….

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. Without order. The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He Who Waits Behind the Wall. ZALGO!

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Memetic

Name: Zalgo

Origin: Creepypasta

Gender: Genderless (sometimes referred to as male)

Age: Endless……

Classification: Eldritch Abomination, Internet Urban Legend, Nezperdian Hivemind of Chaos

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Reality Warping (Can warp Cartoons and Images and corrupt them into his own eyeless eldritch abomination image of ZALGO, corrupted Malleo and Weegee), Hive Mind, Scary Physiology, Corruption (Zalgo can corrupt Reality from inhabitants merely mentioning his name, he comes inside your Soul and corrupted into a Eldritch Abomination of Horror with all eyes Darkened in Horror), Large Size (At least Type 6), Glitch Manipulation, Technology Manipulation (Can affect the entire internet), Mind Manipulation (Tortured a Nazi Scientist and tortured a Russian Sleep Experiment, possessed Russians), Perception Manipulation, Madness Manipulation (Awareness of its existence can induce insanity), Soul Manipulation (Stated on the Zalgo invocation that he can eat and tear Souls apart into his Eldritch Horror of God), Plot Manipulation (Can consume the entire plot itself leaving a story plotless), Conceptual Manipulation (Carved armor out of suffering), Sound Manipulation and Existence Erasure (Its incomprehensible Seventh Song will make all of reality Unwhole, and destroy existence itself), Curse Manipulation, Morality Manipulation, Immortality (Type 10), Dimensional Travel, Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Space-Time Manipulation (It is able to change the very space-time in order to affect other dimensions from its chaotic realm, or just warp it by changing the directions and gravity), Darkness Manipulation (Holds a Dark Candle which can completely shatter Light in its way, "Light is Shadow"), Abstract Existence, Void Manipulation, Text Manipulation (Warps and corrupts text in comics and online), Possession, Telepathy, Blood Manipulation, Creation, Chaos Manipulation (It is chaos itself), Author Takeover, Death Manipulation, Social Influencing, Black Hole Creation

Attack Potency: Memetic (It is a threat and is the Omnipotent being of the Creepypasta Multiverse itself, he is way superior to Shadow of RED, he is the one who waits behind the Wall and is a threat to Reality itself as a "Whole", it is an internet phenomenon, Mortals and Gods fear Zalgo and worship his true and Godly Wrath, surpasses archetypal Infinity, his Goal was to destroy all of Humanity itself, he is the Cruel Father of Slenderman)

Speed: High Zalgopresence ("He Comes" which is the Message of Zalgo's Presence, Zalgo exists everywhere in all Evil and the embodiment of Horror and fear, he exists in the cruel hearts and hatred for others, Zalgo is present everywhere across Reality, no matter what plane of Existence he can corrupt them by anybody by merely mentioning his name, exists across Creation itself, lived all across Mankind)

Lifting Strength: Zalgo holds Reality in his hands……

Striking Strength: Zalgo in one strike "Fear" into the Hearts of Many, Zalgo crushes you like the Beast within

Durability: Memetic (His Armor is made up of endless upon endless Fabric of Horror itself and embodiments of endless Dimensions such as the Hell and Library covered in a Dark Horror of archetypal Infinity Corona of Aura, hell that isn't even his true form, can survive Reality itself falling itself upon all Physics and Dimensions collapse)

Stamina: Endless (Zalgo is endless and unbounded beyond the mere concept of Stamina, he's an Abstract Entity)

Range: Zalgo is everywhere…… (Zalgo influenced the entire Creepypasta Reality and the Internet for a short period of time, can corrupt anybody across Reality by someone merely mentioning his name, its only a moment of time where we beings and all of reality will all be destroyed and corrupted by the power of Zalgo)

Standard Equipment: A Silent Candle whose light is shadow, a Dying Star, Legions forged from the tears of sleepless dead

Intelligence: Impossibly beyond Comprehension (Zalgo has Information beyond All Worlds and Dimensions, not to mention he has all knowledge within the Library which contains all Knowledge and Information where the Chronokeeper and the Messenger guards, Zalgo knows every Dimension and every Concept and all Worlds in the Creepypasta Universe, he is an Immortal for Trillions of years and is aware by the rituals in Reality)

Weaknesses: None Notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • The Seventh Song: The Incomprehensible melody to make Reality and Existence unwhole and devourer everything to the ends of the Earth. It can destroy the entire Structure of Everything endless times. The Song shall be sung across all Archetypal Infinite Worlds where they would be all Obliterated!
  • Am Dheagar: Am Dhaegar is a mysterious place and an Ancient City where Zalgo once sit on his palace, this place is filled with dark Eldritch Horrors and Demons where Zalgo seals anybody to, this is where Zalgo was once locked by Am Dhaegar. Am Dheagar is an entire Universe. He is also described as an amorphous, eyeless being. As Zalgo is malevolent chaos incarnate, both descriptions may be true.
  • Corruption: Zalgo can corrupt anyone who merely mentions his name…..

NOTE: Most of these are just claims, only three feats would come from Zalgo, that is superior to SHADOW of RED, the one who waits behind the wall and being corrupted, besides those two that I mention given his Meme Status meaning "Omnipotent" meme Status. His Meme Status is based on his Corruption and the One Who Waits Behind the Wall

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