Name: Your mom
Origin: Planet Varl
Age: So old that in history class, they just wrote down what they where doing.
Powers and Abilities: Eating everything in sight, scaring children with her looks, immortality (type 8).
Attack Potency: Can blind people with her face.
Speed: Omnipresent. (Cause she's so damn fat.)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (carries around her fat ass all the time)
Durability: Arrows can't pierce through her blubber
Range: See speed.
Intelligence: So stupid that she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store.
Weaknesses: Being fat, stupid, ugly, gay and retarded. She also can't resist deez nuts.