Name: Your mom

Origin: Planet Varl

Gender: "Female"

Age: So old that in history class, they just wrote down what they where doing.

Classification: Ugly

Powers and Abilities: Eating everything in sight, scaring children with her looks, immortality (type 8).

Attack PotencyCan blind people with her face.

SpeedOmnipresent. (Cause she's so damn fat.)

Lifting StrengthImmeasurable (carries around her fat ass all the time)

DurabilityArrows can't pierce through her blubber

Range: See speed.

Intelligence: So stupid that she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store.  

Weaknesses: Being fat, stupid, ugly, gay and retarded. She also can't resist deez nuts.

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