Could someone make a page for Kirito for me? I'm on iPad so it's a real pain to try to make profiles. I want it to have sections for downplayed Kirito (all stats sub-human for losing to a teenage girl), abridged Kirito (hypersonic+ for moving tens of meters faster than supersonic+ characters could see, and city lock level for one shooting a large building level character with a graze, city block level durability for casually tanking the breath attack of a level 99 elite dragon twice, as well as being vastly more intelligent than a quantum supercomputer for being able to calculate the number of f**ks he does not give ), and wanked Kirito ( tier -1 for being stronger than all anime, manga, light novel, and visual novel characters but Goku and Eren Jaeger)
Also for abridged Kirito's powers and abilities, he has regeneration (mid) as well as the ability to kill with non fatal wounds, the ability to activate a narrator, and detective mode. For notable equipment he has the Mithril pebble of pig-smiting, PANTS, a sweet a*s coat, healing potions, teleport crystals, the elucidator, and the piece of sh*t... Dragon sh*t that is! Lol TM Lizbeth [lizbeth's contact info]. For weaknesses he has ptsd from his guild's death, the words "it's not your fault", and being told his voice sounds like a girl's, extreme arrogance
Now, I have an Idea for a character profile. His Name?
XxDANKGOESxX, Also known as DANKGOES, is an expert noscoper in Counter Strike. He was made in a laboratory, by a guy named "XxFritz_MilkshakexX, and obeyed his every will. that is, until he found out the truth: XxFritz_MilkshakexX is actually an evil Commaner that wanted to steal all Mountain Dew and Doritos, and then Destroy the world. DANKGOES was able to beat Fritz, but not without drinking 10 Gallons of Mountain Dew, and gaining "John Cena's Blessing".