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Ugly Barnacle Story

A timeless classic of a pure nightmare.

Summary[]

Many a person knows the story. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Death Tier

Name: The Ugly Barnacle

Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Barnacle

Powers and Abilities: Lethal Ugliness

Attack Potency: Death Level (Can basically end all life via sheer ugliness)

Speed: Irrelevant (Being so ugly, speed isn't needed)

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

Striking Strength: Does the striking death of ugliness count?

Durability: Unknown (Patrick said everyone died. It is unknown if everyone includes the barnacle itself)

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Everywhere

Standard Equipment: The Ugly

Intelligence: Unknown

Weaknesses: It's unbearably ugly.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Spongebob Squarepants(Downplayed)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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