The Dream Team is an alliance of five of the most powerful humans in existence, Sylvester Stallone, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Man himself, Chuck Norris. Page created by Stevethebarbarian.

Sylvester Stalone:

Tier : 9-B at base, as high as 0 after training montage

Name: Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, The Italian Stallion

Gender: UberMale

Age: 69 (Honestly, no joke intended)

Origin: Dream Team, First Blood

Classification: Super Commando Boxer

Attack Potency : Wall level at base. If he is defeated by his foe, he goes on a long training montage, and when he returns, he always defeats the enemy.

Speed : 25 MPH in sand and snow. Around 30 MPH on concrete

Lifting Strength : 330 LBS before training, irrelevant after

Striking Strength : 900 psi before training, whatever he wants after

Durability : Far above average human before training, universe level after, although all blows seem to have the same effect on him regardless of their strength.

Stamina: His only weakness. Above average, before and after training.

Range: The length of his arms, or the range of his machine gun.

Standard Equipment: Boxing gloves, boxing trunks, hunting knife for hunting elephants, machine gun.

Intelligence: Average

Weaknesses: Low stamina

Powers and Abilities: See above

Notable Attacks and Techniques: Using boxing, martial arts, and automatic weapons.

Vin Deisel:

Tier : 3-B+ to 3-A

Name: Vin Diesel, Dominic Toretto, Riddick

Gender: UberMale

Age: 48

Origin: Dream Team, Fast and Furious

Classification: Human Street Racer, anti-hero bad@$$

Attack Potency : Galaxy Level+ or higher

Speed : 40 MPH on foot, Infinite in car.

Lifting Strength : Like, a whole friggin lot.

Striking Strength : Irrelevant. He just runs you over. If he needs to, he can use his Bowie knife, which can kill foes with Galaxy level durability, or perhaps much higher.

Durability : Infinite. He appears to feel blows, but takes no physical damage to any kind of blow. Can be killed only by much higher dimensional characters erasing him from existence.

Stamina: Irrelevant. He doesn't need stamina in his car. Which never runs out of gas. Nigh-infinite on foot.

Range: Human. Range of machine gun.

Standard Equipment: Car. Bowie knife. Machine gun.

Intelligence: Average

Weaknesses: None significant.

Powers and Abilities: See above

Notable Attacks and Techniques: See above

The Rock:

Tier : 3-A

Name: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Gender: UberMale

Age: 43

Origin: Dream Team, WWE

Classification: Human Navy SEAL. General, all around bad@$$

Attack Potency : Universe level

Speed : Ludacris speed

Lifting Strength : Irrelevant

Striking Strength : Universe Level

Durability : Universe Level

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Infinite, by punching a hole in space-time, creating a wormhole, and hitting you through it.

Standard Equipment: Nothing but his wits. And his fists.

Intelligence: Above Average

Weaknesses: None notable

Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, speed,

Notable Attacks and Techniques:

The Pacifier: The Rock twists the opponent's arm around their head, and then twists it so far that he shoves the foe's fist up his own mouth

Corprate Elbow: A running delayed high-impact elbow drop. With theatrics, of course.

Rock Bottom: In which he bodyslams the opponent with his side. Against opponents that this wouldn't effect, he powers it up by increacing his mass.

Jumping clothsline: He leaps in the air, flying foreward and striking the enemie's neck with his forearm. This will seriously knock off your dome.

Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex: Self explanatory.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Tier : 0

Name: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gender: UberMale

Age: 68

Origin: Dream Team, Terminator

Classification: Human Android Commando, Time-Traveling Unstoppable Murder-Machine

Attack Potency : Schwarzeneggepotence: He can allways hit hard enough to kill you, and the immediate area around you. Can wipe a multiverse from existance by self-destructing.

Speed : Human, but can shotgun holes in spacetime and create wormholes to jump through.

Lifting Strength : Unlimited

Striking Strength : Unlimited

Durability : Schwarzeneggertality: He has durability about 5 times that of a normal human. But he will never suffer a wound great enough to kill him, no matter what.

Stamina: Infinite

Range: He can time-travel to you and hit you before he throws the punch. In the process, he can transport himself anywhere.

Standard Equipment: Friggin anything he wants.

Intelligence: Schwarzenicience: He has detailed files on anything he needs to know in order to kill you.

Weaknesses: His massive muscles make a big target.

Powers and Abilities:

Notable Attacks and Techniques:

Chuck Norris:

Tier : 0, Negative 2-A

Name: Chuck Norris, Walker, Texas Ranger

Gender: UberMale+++

Age: 75, Irrelevant

Origin: Dream Team, Walker, Texas Ranger, He dosen't have an origin. He is the origin

Classification: Human Martial Artist, Texas Ranger, Ultimate Emporor of all Existance, EveryKing

Attack Potency : High Hyperverse Level+++ Everything. True Invinity Cubed. Whatever He Wants. Norrispotence.

Speed : Omnipresence, Infinite Omnipresence. Everywhere and Everywhen at once. Not limited to one point in time and space. The definition of eternity and infinity.

Lifting Strength : Irrelevant. Even more irrelevant than before.

Striking Strength : See Above

Durability : See Above

Stamina: See Above

Range: See Above

Standard Equipment: His fists, his feet, and his guns. Whatever he wants.

Intelligence: Omnicence, Norrisicience

Weaknesses: Chest hair and beard is source of much of power. Losing them weakens him. None.

Powers and Abilities: Omnipotence, Omnicence, Omnipresence, Whatever He Wants

Notable Attacks and Techniques: All of them.

Key: Carlos Ray Norris (The human, born in 1940), Chuck Norris Unleashed


Mr. T. (2-C+)

Jean Claude Van Damme (2-C)

Morgan Freeman, God of the Universe (1-A)

Samuel L Jackson (2-C)

Vladimir Putin (1-B)

Council of the Gods (1-A+++)


Dumb people

Suggsverse (They were beating up on Mr. T and Sylvester Stalone, so Chuck Norris erased their existance. He brought them back, but just so he could make fun of them.)

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