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Some "mad titan" he is.

Summary[]

Oh, Thanos. Oh, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos.

According to the scriptwriters, we are supposed to somehow believe that THIS is a mad titan. The only thing "mad" about him is how utterly pathetic he is and the fact that, like his good pal Darkseid, an incompetent fool. The thumb picture tells you all you need to know. Claiming to be a god and then getting arrested by the rozzers is a truly pathetic display of strength.

Imagine wielding a super-powered cube, a gauntlet literally with INFINITY in the name, and literally outerversal strength, and just being totally unable to win. An absolute embarassment...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-C, likely infinitely lower

Name: ThanOS (what, like a bloody AI? you're not special Thanos)

Origin: MaHvel

Gender: SHAM!

Age: The age of his first comic book appearance, which was... 1968. Don't consider that being thousands.

Classification: A Human In A Fancy Costume

Powers and Abilities: Magic Tricks, things that he steals and aren't his own powers. Complete Delusion (getting with "Death" does not make you cool or special, MCU Thanos is cringing so hard rn)

Attack Potency: Below Average Human level (One of the people he did beat was Spider-Man who *checks notes* "has the powers of a spider"... INCREDIBLE! Unfortunately, here's a panel of him kicking him in his noggin. Got arrested and can't escape from two ordinary police officers, is only superior to an oddly naked Pepsiman clone, who rides a skateboard.), likely infinitely lower (Is seen as infinitely lower as said by a 2D abstract concept.)

Speed: Immesurabl- y slow (Nebula somehow stole the Infinity Gauntlet from him, despite the fact it literally should give passive Multiversal+ powers and Immesurable speed. Imagine being that invincible and still that slow...)

Lifting Strength: Your Grades- (He... oh hang about. He DROPPED the cosmic cube? Wafbiwqbibwha?? Probably scales to Thanos consistently skipping back day; because if he even did deadlift or pull-ups, he would never have such a slippery grip.)

Striking Strength: Striking Stan Lee Level+++++

Durability: STILL Below Average Human Level (Do I have to spell it out for you??)

Stamina: I bet you know this already.

Range: Cosmic (Though not by much.)

Standard Equipment: A Fancy Arm Accessory, A Heart Created By A Old Man.

Intelligence: Below Average

Weaknesses: Everything.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Being a lukewarm Darkseid clone
  • Wielding a glove where he realistically shouldnt lose but loses anyway
  • Even more power, absorbing The Living Tribunal and still losing
  • Literally becoming stronger than God, and still not being able to keep it
  • ...and... um, yeah. that's it

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Actual Thanos (By 919129012901289012891218921289019021289012819208129012890121208 googolplexes of bazllions of infinites^infinites of them while not even trying with limbs ripped off, crippled to the extreme while blind and deaf and in a wheelchair.)

MCU Thanos

Inconclusive Matches:

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