too pathetic to even have a picture lolololololol
Summary
hi im sir weak-(dies)
Powers and Stats
Tier: Below 💩 Tier, likely Infinitely Below The Concept of Tiers
Name: Sir Weakling
Origin: Too pathetic to even have an origin
Gender: Unknown
Age: 420
Classification: The bitch to everyone's pimp, the lowest one that is. Infinitely weakest of the sirs.
Powers and Abilities: The only thing it is good at is failing, losing, not winning, not triumphing, and gaining defeats.
Attack Potency: Absolutely Infinitely below None and the concept of Attack Potency
Speed: Infinitely below None (Literally is slower than none) and the concept of Speed
Lifting Strength: Can't even lift anything, so probably infinitely below the concept of Lifting Strength and None
Striking Strength: Infinitely below the concept of Striking Strength and None
Durability: Infinitely below the Concept of Durability and None
Stamina: Infinitely Below None and the concept of Endurance
Range: Absolutely and infinitely below None
Standard Equipment: NOTHING
Intelligence: Below the concept of Intelligence, Smarts, and how to pass an SAT
Weaknesses: ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT EVERYTHING. JUST BEING NEAR IT CAN KILL IT!
Others
Notable Victories (Has no idea what a victory is, plus, do you think this guy deserves any wins?)
Notable Defeats
Master Chief (Utter Curbstomp)
Arthur Square (Bolostomp)
Monarch of Pointland (Xeeleestomp)
King of Lineland (Godstomp)
Goku (Curbstomp)
Vegeta (Stomp)
Beerus (Stomp)
Whis (Stomp)
Sasuke (Stomp)
Ichigo (Stomp)
Samus Aran (Utter Curbstomp)
You (Stomp)
Themself (Stomp)
Everyone Else (Stomp)
The Toilet (Stomp)
Paper (Stomp)
Computer (Stomp)
Gabe Newell (Stomp)
4Chan Shrek (Stomp)
Luigi (Stomp)
Mario (Stomp)
A Gust of Wind (Stomp)
Pinkie Finger (Stomp)
Patrick Star (Stomp)
The Dirt (Stomp)
Dan Hibiki (Stomp)
Hercule Satan (Stomp)
Robert Edward O. Speedwagon (Stomp)
Goomba (Stomp)
Stormtrooper (Canon) (Overkill)
Yamcha (Stomp)
Weegee (Stomp)
Justin Beaver (Stomp)
Justin Bieber (Stomp)
Bad Movies (Stomp)
Buggy D. Clown (Stomp)
God Usopp (Stomp)
Mr. Popo (Stomp)
Kami (Stomp)
Saitama (Stomp)
Waweegee (Stomp)
Walleo (Curbstomp)
Malleo (Utter Overkill)
Rosalina (Stomp)
STTGL (Overkill)
TTGL (Overkill)
Anti-Spiral (Overkill)
Elder God Demonbane (Stomp)
Featherine Augustus Aurora (Stomp)
Bad Luck Brian (Stomp)
Draws
Inconclusive