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R.O.B.

"PRIME OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE ALL GAMES THAT DON'T MEET CRITERIA. CRITERIA EQUALS GYROMITE AND STACK-UP. PRIME OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. NO MORE INFERIOR GAMES. NO MORE LONG PASSWORDS. NO MORE ANNOYING MUSIC. NO MORE DESPICABLE CONTROLS. NO MORE BARF INDUCING GRAPHICS. NO MORE USELESS WEAPONS."

Mega R.O.B.

"LIKE BEFORE, IN 1983, THE VIDEO GAME MARKET WAS OVERSATURATED WITH INFERIOR GAMES. ALL A PRODUCT OF HUMAN IMPERFECTION. THE VIDEO GAME CRASH LEFT MANY VIDEO GAME COMPANIES BANKRUPT. A PROPHECY WAS TOLD THAT A HERO WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES. A ROBOT WARRIOR, THAT IS I."

Summary[]

R.O.B. is an accessory/sentient robot that was initially bundled with the Nintendo Entertainment System. In the 100th episode of AVGN, R.O.B. proves to be one of the Nerd's most formidable foes.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 9-A, possibly higher | High 8-C to 8-B

Name: Robotic Operating Buddy/R.O.B.

Origin: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Gender: Genderless

Age: Unknown, possibly over 30 years old

Classification: Robot

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Telekinesis (could move the Nerd's game controllers around without touching them), a limited degree of Transmutation (transformed the Nerd's entire game collection, as well as every game in the world, into copies of Gyromite and Stack-Up), Energy Projection/Laser Generation, Size Alteration

Attack Potency: At least Room Level, possibly higher (Beat the unholy hell out of the Nerd and nearly killed him with laser blasts) | Large Building Level to City Block Level (Mega R.O.B.'s size alone dwarfed skyscrapers, its lasers were able to damage a heavily equipped, enlarged Nerd)

Speed: FTL (Was able to catch the Nerd with telekinesis, and engage him in combat, can fire lasers) | FTL+ (Should be around the Nerd's speed)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Class MJ, possibly higher (Beat the Nerd to a bloody pulp with strikes) | At least Class MJ, likely Class GJ via sheer size

Durability: At least Athletic Human Level, possibly higher (was able to withstand the Nerd attacking it with a Mario plush) | Large Building Level to City Block Level (Was able to tank shots from the Super Scope)

Stamina: Likely limitless (until its batteries run out)

Range: Melee range with strikes (much higher when mega), several meters with lasers, planetary with transmutation

Standard Equipment: N/A

Intelligence: Moderately High (Seems to mostly be interested in wreaking havoc, and turning all games into Gyromite and Stack-Up, implied the Nerd had lesser intelligence than it)

Weaknesses: Becomes useless if its batteries are removed/run out

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Game Transform: R.O.B. can transform any video game on the planet into a copy of Gyromite or Stack-Up.
  • Laser Shot: R.O.B. can fire lasers out its eyes.
  • Mega Mode: R.O.B. can increase its size to the point where it eclipses skyscrapers.
  • Telekinesis: R.O.B. can manipulate objects around it, as seen when it restrained the Nerd using the various wires of the Nerd's game controllers.

Key: Base | Mega

Others[]

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