This is Nuck Chorris. Star of Texans Walking Range, famous for his role in Exit The Tiger, opponent of Luce Bree, and master of the squarehome punch.
Powers and Stats
Name: Nuck Chorris
Origin: That state shaped like a "T"
Classification: Overblown Memetic Character That Collapsed Unto Himself
Powers and Abilities: Artial Marts, Oversized Chin, Random Tetemic Bullcrap
Attack Potency: Tetemic Level (Nuck is literally the inverted memetic)
Lifting Strength: Finifite
Striking Strength: Squarehome Class (His signature technique will OK you)
Durability: Tetemic Level (Can take blows from Luce Bree)
Stamina: Texas Tuff
Range: Texans Walking Range
Standard Equipment: Doesn't need any. He's Nucking Nuck Chorris
Intelligence: So smart, his brain is beyond comprehension
- Rock Rill: Nuck sings Taylor Swift songs so horribly, it shakes nonexistence.
- Squarehome Punch: Nuck's Ultimate Technique. Nuck unloads with a punch so brutal, even Saitama would poop his pants upon feeling the impact infinity miles away.
- Bullpit: Nuck uses the power of his smelly armpits to disorient his opponents. The armpit smells like a bull that just rolled around in sun baked manure
- Sallo Of Troof: Nuck whips out his Sallo, which entangles the opponent and forces them to reveal their deepest darkest secrets
- Nuck F***kles: Nuck lays a vicious beat down of punches with his f***les.
- Luce Bree