Ninja Brian is the silent pianist and mass murderer from the internet comedy band Ninja Sex Party. He is completely silent, yet is known to be the most violent out of the duo for obvious reasons.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10-A | 8-C | 7-C to 6-B via scaling | At least 4-C

Name: Ninja Brian

Origin: Ninja Sex Party

Age: Unknown, likely immortal

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Agility, and Intelligence, Reality Bending, Can shoot lasers out of his eyes, Can breathe both in space and underwater, extremely good piano player

Attack Potency: Building Level+ (can make a house explode by using his mind alone) | Country Level+ from scaling to Danny Sexbang (had intercourse with Peru so hard it flew into Argentina) | Star Level (blew up the sun with his eye lasers)

Speed: Peak Human Level+ (outran a cheetah) | Hypersonic+ | FTL+ (based on the quote "The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian!")

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Peak Human Level+ | Small Building Level+ (was in the same building he blew up with his mind) | City Level+ via scaling to Danny Sexbang | Star Level

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Melee Range with a blade, a few meters with a blowdart gun| Astronomical with eye lasers

Standard Equipment: Knife, Katana, Blowdart Gun, Keyboard

Intelligence: Genius+ (graduated from college in theoretical physics / is smarter than Danny, whom had built a time machine once)

Weaknesses: literally None Notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques

  • Murdering the shit out of people: Self Explanatory; can be done in a variety of ways
  • Blowdart: Brian shoots you with a poisonous blowdart
  • Laser Eyes: Brian shoots lasers out of his eyes; can apparently blow up the sun.

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