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Summary

This particular version of Mario is famously known by this video playing the nonsensical song, "Chacarron Macarron".

Powers and Stats

Tier: -1

Name: Mario

Origin: Chacarron Macarron YouTube Video

Gender: Male

Age: 8 (The video was released on July 11, 2007)

Classification: Human/Dancer/Rocker/Rapper/Piano Player

Powers and Abilties: Immortality (type 8), Ultra Dancing, Musical Perfection, Hardcore Headbanging, Dope Rapping, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Attack Potency : Urhruhuhuhrhuruhuhuh level (Spits dem dope rhymes with wicked precision)

Speed : Drunken level (He's doing something alright...)

Lifting Strength : Unknown:

Striking Strength : Does bopping people in the head with a microphone count?

Durability : Rehehurblehrihruhrehhurbluhr level (Can tank music times infinity)

Stamina: Limitless (unfortunately)

Range: Everywhere....

Standard Equipment: Microphone, Piano, Tequila

Intelligence: Somewhat....auhuherhuhherderruhduhher!

Weaknesses: Prone to doing illegal activities

Feats:

  • Headlined Ozzfest, and snorted hornets during the closing act
  • Upstaged a Miley Cyrus concert, got drunk, did the macarena, proceeded to speak into his tequila bottle, blew into it, and inadvertently played the brown note, causing mass....you get the point)
  • Outsold Richard Simmons in workout tapes
  • During a performance of "Whip Nae Nae", Mario proceeded to get drunk again, and rap about horses

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Tequila Bottle: He can drink it, use it as a weapon, or both
  • Wack Dope Rhymez: He be spittin them rhymez with a "Z", homie!
  • HEADBANG!: DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH SPIDAMAN!
  • Exercise Walk: Yeah. BORING!

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Notable Victories:

  • Tila Tequila

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: