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LuigiWins

Patrick stepping down to award the true winner of the person who did nothing longer than everyone else



Summary

Behold the one and only Luigi, our zeroth place winner for doing absolutely nothing longer than everyone else! This game's winner is... LUIGI!

Just teh Statz

Tier: Memetic Tier when Doing Absolutely Nothing

Name: Luigi

Origin: Luigi

Gender: Nothingness

Age: Irrelevant

Classification: Master of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Powers and Abilities: Instant Victory when Doing Absolutely Nothing

Attack PotencyAlways Wins when Doing Absolutely Nothing (I don't even have to explain myself. If he beat the previous champion of doing nothing, who is Patrick, by doing nothing himself, then by default he always wins when he is doing absolutely nothing. Bonus points if he puts extra effort into doing nothing.)

SpeedCompletely Immobile

Lifting Strength: Nothing

Striking Strength: Nothing

Durability: Nothing (He's doing nothing so what do you expect)

Stamina: Enough to do nothing for a really long time

Range: Irrelevant, he does not need range to beat you

Intelligence: Absolutely Mindless (He's doing nothing)

Weaknesses: Nothing

Notable Techniques

Doing Absolutely Nothing: Luigi does absolutely nothing with his trademark death stare which results in the opponent, frantically trying to bumrush and kill him, only for them to fall down a bottomless pit with absolutely nothing no return what so ever. Results in an instant defeat for the opponent.

Matches

Notable Victories

Mario

Bowser

Peach

Cackletta

Fawful

Shroobs

Infinity Jaeger

Apathy Man

Super Mario

Kirby (casually solos the verse)

Jackie Chan (Note: Jackie Chan did not want any trouble)

Batman (Note: Batman had prep time)

Sonic

Tails

Shadow

Amy Rose

Rouge

Eggman (casually solos the verse)

Starfox

Donkey Kong (casually solos the verse)

Bugs Bunny (casually solos the verse)

Metapod (casually solos the verse)

Darth Vader

Darth Sidious (casually solos the verse)

The Incredible Hulk

The One Above All

The Living Tribunal (won a staring contest against it too)

Elder God Demonbane

Featherine Augustus Aurora

Yog-Sothoth

Azathoth

Kami-Tenchi

TVTropes

Notable Losses

Inconclusive Matches

Weegee

Satoru Iwata

Sleeping Patrick

Feats

Doing Absolutely Nothing:

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