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460px-Lanky

"Cool move, DK! Gotta get some fresh air. I’ll help you by collecting blue bananas."

Summary 

He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!

Powers and Stats 

Tier: He has no Tier

Name: Lanky Kong, He

Origin: Nintendo

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: A funny Kong, Lankyposting spam

Powers and Abilities: Can expand, Inflate and stretch himself, Contortion, No style, No grace, A funny face, Can handstand, Orangstand, The ability to do anything

Attack Potency: He has no Attack Potency

Speed: He has no Speed  

Lifting Strength: This Kong, has no Lifting Strength

Striking Strength: He has no Striking Strength 

Durability: He has no Durability

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Omnipresent within you

Standard Equipment: Himself

Intelligence: Smarter than Donkey Kong

Weaknesses: He has no weaknesses

Other 

Notable Victories: All the fictional monkeys 

Notable Losses: None

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