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Summary[]

MK2 Kitana is the most broken Kitana in existence. She can see all your moves, react to your inputs, and give you german suplex after german suplex if you even THINK about a sweep or uppercut. At least she's hot....

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B to TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Name: Kitana

Origin: Mortal Kombat 2

Gender: Female

Age: Thousands of years old (WHAT?! SHE'S GORGEOUS!)

Classification: Edenian

Powers and Abilities: Super Reactions, Weapon Mastery

Attack Potency: Wall Level to CHEATING LEVEL

Speed: Superhuman with Nigh-Infinite reactions(is almost impossible to attack unless you can REALLY fool the AI)

Lifting Strength: Her German Suplex can lift ANYTHING

Striking Strength: Class Mortal Kombat

Durability: 90s Fighting Game level

Stamina: Unlimited

Range: About the size of your TV with her fans

Intelligence: AI on Super Drugs

Weaknesses: AI Exploitation, Cheat Devices, Emulators with special features

Feats:

  • Definitely stripped you of your quarters....
  • Invented "Suplex City" long before Brock Lesnar made it a thing...

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Fan Throw: Kitana throws her steel fans at her foe
  • Fan Lift: Kitana hoists her foes with a fan wave, suspending them
  • Square Wave Punch: Kitana leaps into the air, and lurches forward with a powerful punch
  • German Suplex: Kitana automatically intercepts your physical attack, and gives you a german suplex. She will also automatically do one to you, regardless of speed, if you are in close combat.

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