This is the 100% Serious Version. The other version here
Meesa Jar Jar!-Our Great Jar Jar Binks
One of the most awesomest, most badass characters ever. He is Jar Jar Binks, Jedi Ultramaster, Sith Master of Palps and Yoda's true mentor. He is clearly the true villain of Star Wars and is Supreme Leader Snoke
Just The Stats
Tier: Atleast High 5-A, very likely to be far higher (Stronger than EU Sidious, and The Son by miles) |Atleast Memetic+ (completely abstract after he ascended after death and has instantly destroyed The Memeity) | Jar Jar Tier
Name: "Darth" Jar Jar Binks, AKA Supreme Leader Snoke, AKA The True Master of the Force, AKA the Sith Lord that has been prophesized for millenia
Origin: Ster Warts (Star Warz)
Classification: Master of Both Yoduh and Derp Sidious, The First Sith Emperor, and Supreme Leader of the First McDonalds Order
Powers and Abilities: Super-Gungan level physique, characteristics, agility, speed, durability, strength, etc... ESP level sensing abilities, Very impeccable lightsaber MLG skillz Memetic level Martial Arts (Took down a tank singlehandedly. Sidious can't do that), Plot Manipulation (PLOT ARMOR!), Impeccable Force Powers to where he can manipulate Causality and Reality, even making him both a Jedi and Sith Lord simultaneously without screwing up logic, can defeat himself, Fear Inducement and Emotional Manipulation (can cause his enemies to bumrush him), Immortality (Type 5), anything else Jar Jar needs/wants
Attack Potency: Atleast Dwarf Star Busting | Multi Hyperversal Level+ (Is atleast this level as the God of Star Wars) | Multi-Infinite Omniversal+++++ | Dank Meme Busting++++++++++++(+infinity) (Force Powers are enough to hold this level, plus his martial arts, among st the best in all of fiction and non fiction)
Speed: Massively Faster than Derp Sidious | Sith Gungan Speed (Faster than Omnipresent+) | Seven times Dank Meme level (Can annoy even Tier 0s to where they die from hearing him say Meesa so much)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable | Sith Lord Level+ (With one pinkie, he lifted the entire Star Wars Omniverse, without ANYONE noticing) |
Striking Strength: True Infinity | Infinity Squared | Martial Arts Level (Can tango with the likes of Saitama and (unexaggerated) Goku, stated to be able to defeat endless numbers of Memetic+ Tiers)
Durability: Star Level | True INFINITY | Gungan Tier
Stamina: Absolutely boundlessly above infinitely Limitless
Range: EVERYWHERE HE CAN STRIKE | Absolutely Everywhere, even beyond Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity times Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity^Infinity multiplied by Omni-Infinity amount of Omni Infinities with the High Ground
Intelligence: JarJarscient (JarJarscient >>>>>>>>>> Omni^Infinity^Infinity-Omniscient >>>>>>... Omniscient)
Weaknesses : Meesa have no weaknesses!
Key: Not Serious | Post Death (Snoke) | True Jar Jar
Note: Jar Jar has these exact same abilities during the OOOH BIG SANS war, but vastly upgraded to Beyond Tierness because he's just that Gungan.
Farce Clumsiness: Jar Jar slips out of the way by the force, evading any attack, no matter how fast it is
Inexplicable Hole in the Ground: Jar Jar escapes the battle with a convenient hole in the ground he made, and falls into it. The opponent then falls into another convenient hole shortly thereafter, erasing them from existence.
Unlimited Annoying Powers: Annoys the enemy to death. This works on anyone, even deafs!
Gungan Smug Face: Inspires immense fear into the enemy
Shield of Great Plot Armor: Amplifies Plot Armor to where its impenetrable even by authors (works even on George Lucas)
"Look out we got a Badass over here!": Instantly causes the enemy to bumrush them in anger. Works even on emotionless characters. Often combined with Inexplicable Hole in the Ground for instant erasures.
UNLIMITED POWWAAAA: Jar Jar's most powerful move which he taught Derp Sidious. Shoots out some rainbow lightning that shocks foes to the beyond infinitely infinite infinite infinite extra dimensional memetic ocean hyperverseal multiverse level planes dimensions and whatever. It just insta erases them.
11/10 Stomp: Alters causality and acausality of even extra dimensional and omnipotent beings, to where he will win 11/10 rounds.
Sith Robe of Jar Jar: Dank Armor. Self Explanatory it is.
I Have The High Ground: Rare technique only used by powerful Farce users. Greatly amplifies range and all stats.
Darth Sidious (of course)
Every other Sith and Jedi in the Star Wars Universe
Haloverse (Casually solos)
HST (Casually solos)
The Glory (Doctor Who)
Jabba da Hut
Donald Trump (Trump tried to place himself as defeating Jar Jar Binks but then he got stomped 11/10)