Hopolate, also known as "Hoplate" is a type of chocolate delicacy sold around Easter in the likeness of Hop.
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Tier: -2+, at least, even when downplayed by Neil DatAss Tyson (Chicken Nuggets)
Origin: Vs Battles Chat
Age: About a week agooooooooooooo!
Classification: Food, confectionery, off-limits Hop stuff
Attack Potency: Beyond Omnipotent, beyond infinitely+ (Basically Chuck Norris approved)
Speed: Blitz'd an army of fusion Tier -1's before they could exist
Lifting Strength: Class Chocolate
Striking Strength: Chocolate level
Durability: Unless you eat it, it's above invincibility
Stamina: Food does not tire. Like you.
Range: Far enough. Usually mouth to butthole.
Standard Equipment: An annoying and squeaky wrapped that takes an omnipotent to open.
Weaknesses: Being eaten. Being wrapped up.
- Holiday Monopoly (Easter, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, you name it, it's part of it)