"I sell propane and propane accessories."
Powers and Stats
Tier: Memetic Level
Name: Hank Hill
Origin: King of the Hill
Age: 45 years old
Classification: Ass kicker, Propane seller, Propane salesman, assistant manager of Strickland Propane
Powers and Abilities: Brutal attacks, The ability to nuke everything, Stand attacks (Propane Nightmare)
Attack Potency: Propain Level
Speed: Faster than a clean burning hell
Lifting Strength: You callin' me weak? Look at your little birdy arms! They're no thicker than a cigarette! I could smoke them little arms!
Striking Strength: That boy ain't right
Durability: Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself
Standard Equipment: Propane and propane accessories, missiles, bombs, nukes
Intelligence: Moar wise than omniscient
Weaknesses: Why are you always asking me that? What's wrong with you?