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Itachi sitting on the Iron Throne after soloing fiction

Summary

Itachi is the soloking, he will solo your verse and cannot lose to anyone without a Mangekyou Sharingan.

Powers and Stats

Tier: -1

Name: Itachi Uchiha/God/Solomaster/Soloking

Origin: Naruto wank

Gender: Male

Age: 10 + 9 = 21

Classification: Beyond Gods, Fiction Killer

Powers and Abilities: Nigh-Omnipotence, Nigh-Omniscience, Nigh-Omnipresence, Totsuka Blade Solos Manipulation, Mind Manipulation and seeing through panties vision (Saw a dick once when he did it, almost got killed)

Attack Potency: Beyond Boundless (With Totsuka Blade, which instantly seals anything it hits. Totsuka Blade solos)

Speed: Instant (His jutsu was stated to reach this speed)

Lifting Strength: Lifts his Totsuka Blade.

Striking Strength: Strike with the force to cut through and seal anything.

Durability: Irrelevant (Yata Mirror counters and negates all attacks, regardless of how powerful that attack may be. Can only be defeated by opponents who possess a Mangekyou Sharingan)

Stamina: Irrelevant but it doesn't really matter because he ends all fight with 1 strike m8.

Range: Infinite

Standard Equipment: Sword, Sharingan

Intelligence: Itachiscience (Smarter than Orochimaru and Sasuke)

Weaknesses: Onions, Looking at the wrong women with his vision (Homu Homu), Uchiha Sasuke, Konohagakure, Candice and Cooking eggs

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Hax: Itachi is the definition of hax, which means you can't even get more hax. In fact it's because he's so hax he never loses that they entitled him that.

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Others

Notable Victories:

Everyone who doesn't have a Mangekyō Sharingan

Notable Losses:

Joshua from Wii Sports

Onions

Homu Homu (Guess who's dick Itachi saw with his See through Panties vision?)

Eggs

Goku Black (CANON)

Inconclusive Matches:

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