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Tasty Fries! Mmmmm.....

The best fast food fries ever made by mankind.

Summary[]

Sometimes people get it right. Sometimes, they make perfection. In the form of fast food fries, there is one unmatched. The fries of the Checkers/Rally's brand.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: So delicious, it makes the mouths of tiers water!

Name: Checkers/Rally's Fries

Origin: Checkers/Rally's Fast Food Chains

Gender: Genderless (THEY'RE FRIES)

Age: Straight out the fryer! (If you order them at the food place instead of buying them at a store)

Classification: Seasoned Fries

Powers and Abilities: Delicious Taste, Mild Spice, Crunchy Texture

Attack Potency: God Tier French Fries Level

Speed: Fryerpresent

Lifting Strength: N/A

Striking Strength: Packs a good punch in your mouth

Durability: If you're eating it, not much. If it's actually fighting, Crunch Level++++++

Stamina: Irrelevant

Range: Every one of your taste buds, and every taste bud in every atom, molecule....

Standard Equipment: The bag/cardboard holder it comes in.

Intelligence: N/A

Weaknesses: When not in a battle, being consumed by humans/expiring

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Pepper Stardust: The fries release a peppery stardust that packs quite the kick!
  • Crunch Fold: The fries make multiple crunching sounds as they crumple, even transcending dimensional spaces
  • You Gotta Eat: The fries become so tasty, the foe gives in and tries to consume the fries

Others[]

Notable Victories:

  • Frylock
  • McDonald's Fries
  • Burger King Fries
  • Wendy's Fries

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

  • TGI Friday's Garlic Parmesan Steak Fries
  • Five Guys Fries
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