My name is Patrick. Patrick Not Star.
Summary[]
Patrick Not Star is a drifter from the Spongebob series. Unlike Patrick Star, he is unbelievably wise.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Beyond 0
Name: Patrick Not Star
Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants
Gender: Male
Age: Infinity Billion Years Old
Classification: Wise Starfish
Powers and Abilities: Hyper Regeneration, Omniscience, Regen Cloning, Toon Force, Immunity To Mind Control
Attack Potency: 'Not Star Tier (Every time Patrick says something profound, existence shakes)
Speed: Massively FTL+, (Should be faster than Patrick Star who ran to the sun and back) Less Than An Attosecond Speeds with his unicorn
Lifting Strength: Multi Ocean Class (Lifted the Atlantic and Pacific ocean while doing a strongman competition)
Striking Strength: Class XJ (Split the earth in half during a karate competition, humiliating Sandy who was only able to chop a large cruise ship)
Durability: Starfish level (as long as he keeps on regenerating, durability isn't an issue)
Stamina: Immense(Has lived for infinity billion years and regularly participates in strongman competitions)
Range: All of existence (See Attack Potency)
Standard Equipment: Books, Fairy Dust, Unicorn's Horn, Talcum Powder(for strongman competitions)
Intelligence: Omniscient
Weaknesses: Thinks it's ok to lose as long as you have fun
Feats:
- Defeated Patrick and Sandy in a strongman competition
- Defeated Batgod in a game of chess
- Karate Chopped Earth
- Lifted the Atlantic and Pacific ocean
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Profound Language: Patrick speaks wise words of wisdom that shake all of existence
- Rainbow Karate Chop: Patrick delivers a devastating chop that can cleave Earth, complete with fantasy rainbow effect
- Unicorn Ride: Patrick conjures a unicorn(that looks like a Fluttershy/Mystery hybrid) and rides at speeds faster than an Attosecond
- Satyr Charge: Patrick morphs into a Satyr, then gallops towards the foe at blinding speeds, complete with light classical fantasy music
- Clone Regen: Patrick can regenerate as long as there is existence. Unlike Patrick Star, Patrick Not Star gains a clone every time he regenerates no matter what
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Notable Victories:
- The SpongeBob Verse(excluding joke characters)
- Dumbledore and Gandalf
- MLPVerse
- Motaro
- Spongebob Squarepants(Downplayed)
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: