Summary[]
WWE Superstar and former/current of the United States and World Heavyweight championship belts. John Cena is the most iconic and meme wrestler in all of existence. The champ is here.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Vince McMahon Class Pet | Memetic Tier
Origin: Bad Vines and YTP's
Name: John Felix Anthony Cena, Juan Cena, The Champ
Gender: Sweatband
Age: Then, Now, Forever
Classification: Champion and Vince's biggest wank since New World Order
Powers and Abilities: Super Cena (aesthetic transformation), can always kick-out-at-2, and somehow always forming a team in his name (Team Cena), Invisibility, Immortality (Type10)
Notable Attacks and Techniques: The 5 Knuckle Shuffle, Attitude Adjustment, copying other signature moves to hype the crowd, "U Can't C Me", throwing his shirt off, kick-out-at-2,
Attack Potency: Instant KO all of the WWE Universe except Jewsev
Speed: At least Rey Mysterio level, Ring Omnipresence as Super Cena
Lifting Strength: At least Onmi-Suggsversal (Lifted the The Big Show one millicena off the ring with the help of others)
Striking Strength: Immeasurable (Sends some opponents flying back without even making contact)
Durability: 3 seconds on his shoulders, likely Botch Level+ on his feet | Beyond True Omnipotence as Super Cena
Stamina: Infinite (sometimes he just lays there "catching his breath" but he's really trying to catch his opponent off guard)
Range: He can't leave the arena unless he gets back in before the ref calls him out, unless its a pay-per-view, then you better run for Jewsev
Standard Equipment: Usually himself, a t-shirt, trashy wristbands, a few Zack Ryders worth in body bags
Intelligence: Only knows his catchphrases, rehearsed lines in the locker room, and how to make little kids happy
Weaknesses: The ref, count-out, and Rusev (post-NXT, pre-break-up-with-Lana). His theme makes him predictable as the plot to a DBZ saga. Super Cena form lasts until he wins, or McMahon calls a stop to the match.
Feats: Look at any thing WWE puts up of him on YouTube, Vince needs to sell those "U Can't C Me" t-shirts, you know. Also the John Cena vines. And being the champ and all. And his hit mixtape.
Key: Normal WWE matches | As Super Cena, anywhere, anytime
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
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Attitude Adjusment (Top Rope):===
Cena almost kills AJ's life.
Wins and Losses[]
Notable Victories:
and this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KINAvlVVzM
NOTICE: He beats all Tier -1, Ocean, Memetic and "far beyond even tiers" characters in the ring (and anything not Memetic Tier+ as Super Cena) As Super Cena he cannot lose, regardless of any other's ability or incapability of losing. As is the nature of Super Cena.
Notable Losses:
Superman
Pre-rection Beyonder
Sponge Tod
Saitama
Jewsev, pre-Fast Lane 2015
Brock Lesnar (Lesnar was in Suplex City mode)
Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cena, and Cena got vaporized) Chuck's Profile
Mark "Hercule" Satan (after a long battle hercule finshed it with his special attack) Hercule's Profile
Ooga Lord of the Meme (he even lost as super cena)
China
Inconclusive Matches:
Vince McMahon
Cenation
Gallery[]
Here we have Super Cena in the form that mere mortals can comprehend, and beneath is the beyond legendary Godly Cena Punch to ScrewAttack Superman.
