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Summary[]

James Hetfield is the lead singer and a founding member of the most well known metal band in the world, Metallica. Even after 30+ years, James still ain't stopping.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: possibly High 6-A, possibly 5-B to 3-A | Metallica Tier+

Name: James Alan Hetfield

Origin: Metallica

Gender: Male

Age: 58 (Born August 3, 1963)

Classification: Human/Musician/Metal Icon

Powers and Abilities: Metalpotence, Shapeshifting (The View/I AM THE ROOT/I AM THE TABLE), Darkness Manipulation (from the song Blackened), possible fire manipulation (Fight Fire With Fire) Having amazing music, along with a TERRIBLE fanbase...

Attack Potency: possibly Multi Continent Level (The song "Blackened" details the earth and air colored black), possibly Planet Level via raw strength (See: Lifting Strength) to Universe Level (The song "Fight Fire With Fire" contains the line "Turn the universe into nothingness" | Metallica Level+

Speed: possibly Massively Hypersonic+ (The album Ride The Lightning should grant him this) | Metalpresent

Lifting Strength: Class Y (The song "My Friend Of Misery" has the line "You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders") | Class Metallica

Striking Strength: Unknown | BATTERY!

Durability: Likely Planet Level (if the weight of the world really puts pressure on your shoulders) | Metallica Hardness

Stamina: Unbelievable (Has been at this for 30+ years and only 4 of his songs ever go under 4 minutes)

Range: Searching....SEEK AND DESTROY!

Standard Equipment: Microphone, Various Guitars and Amplifiers

Intelligence: Smart fellow, but has done some things that were just plain bonkers(The whole Napster thing)

Weaknesses: Horrible Fanbase

Key: Via Song Feats and Statements (More realistic VS profile) | As a Metal Legend (The more JBW-esque profile)

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Notable Victories:

  • Fred Durst (This was in an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

  • Dave Mustaine (This has been going on for 30+ years mind you)
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