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Brucelee

Summary

Bruce Lee (Chinese: 李小龍; born Lee Jun-fan, Chinese: 李振藩; November 27, 1940 – July 20, 1973) was a Hong Kong American martial artist, Hong Kong action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do. Lee was the son of Cantonese opera star Lee Hoi-Chuen. He is widely considered by commentators, critics, media and other martial artists to be one of the most influential martial artists of all time, and a pop culture icon of the 20th century. He is often credited with helping to change the way Asians were presented in American films. Lee was born in Chinatown, San Francisco on November 27, 1940 to parents from Hong Kong and was raised in Kowloon with his family until his late teens. He was introduced to the film industry by his father and appeared in several films as a child actor. Lee moved to the United States at the age of 18 to receive his higher education, at the University of Washington, at Seattle and it was during this time that he began teaching martial arts. His Hong Kong and Hollywood-produced films elevated the traditional Hong Kong martial arts film to a new level of popularity and acclaim, sparking a surge of interest in Chinese martial arts in the West in the 1970s. The direction and tone of his films changed and influenced martial arts and martial arts films in the United States, Hong Kong and the rest of the world. He is noted for his roles in five feature-length films: Lo Wei's The Big Boss (1971) and Fist of Fury (1972); Golden Harvest's Way of the Dragon (1972), directed and written by Lee; Golden Harvest and Warner Brothers' Enter the Dragon (1973) and The Game of Death (1978), both directed by Robert Clouse. Lee became an iconic figure known throughout the world, particularly among the Chinese, as he portrayed Chinese nationalism in his films. He trained in the art of Wing Chun and later combined his other influences from various sources, in the spirit of his personal martial arts philosophy, which he dubbed Jeet Kune Do (The Way of the Intercepting Fist). Lee held dual nationality of Hong Kong and the United States. He died in Kowloon Tong on July 20, 1973 at the age of 32.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Memetic

Name: Bruce Lee/Li Xiaolong/Lee Jun-fan

Origin: Real Life

Gender: Male

Age: 32 at time of death

Classification: Human/World's Best Martial Artist/Minor Deity, Superhero, Jedi

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Reality Warping, Enhanced Senses (Can sense peoples killing intent, chi, emotions, and Asian ancestry.), Supernatural Willpower, Aura, Martial Arts (Created his own martial arts style, knows and has mastered every combat style that exists, has fought Batman before.), Weapon Mastery, Acrobatics, Super Ventriloquism, Stealth Mastery (Effective at stealth), Pressure Points (Can kill with a single attack), Afterimage Creation (Shown Here), Instinctive Reaction, Chi Manipulation, Fear Manipulation (Chuck Norris checks his closet for him every night, and refuses to die to avoid a rematch), Fire Manipulation (Can infuse his punches and kicks with flames), Electricity Manipulation (Can also infuse his attacks with electricity), Biological Manipulation (Has a Brother named Brocco-Li, somehow has the ability to conceive children with Chuck Norris), Gravity Manipulation (Shown Here), BFR (Kicked Han out of the Camera's reach), Regeneration (Mid-Low, shrugged off having his back broken.), Psuedo Duplication (Can duplicate his arms using afterimages), Animal Manipulation (Can Summon and has Total Mastery over Asian Dragons), Energy Manipulation and Attack Reflection (Can use the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist with his Nunchucks), Temperature Manipulation (With his Lightsaber Nunchucks), Has all of Kenshiro's, Liu Kang's, Gouken's, Hitmonlee's, and the rest of these characters powers due to them being his lesser copies. Resistance to Pain, Mind Manipulation, and Fear Manipulation on a Conceptual Level...

Attack Potency: Memetic (Has fought Chuck Norris multiple times, their combined roundhouse kicks are strong enough to annihilate all of reality. Taught Shaggy everything he knows about fighting.)

Speed: Memetic (No camera could ever capture his movements, can dodge and block attacks from Chuck Norris)

Lifting Strength: Universal

Durability: Memetic

Stamina: Nigh-Immeasurable

Range: Multiversal Physically and with Weapons/Abilities...

Standard Equipment: Titanium Nunchaku, Nunchuck Sabers, Shield, Ninja Stars, Swords, Katanas, Bamboo "sword", Staff.

Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Knows hundreds, possibly thousands of different martial art styles. worked as a superhero alongside the Green Hornet.)

Weaknesses: Being dead

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

-North Star Fist of Lingering Regret!: Bruce Lee screams violently and embeds his thumbs into Toei, two of the body's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pressure points. When Bruce removes his thumbs, the opponent has 1500 years in which to feel remorse for their sins, before dying of a peaceful death in their sleep.

-Num-chuk Sabers: Lightsaber/Num-chuk fusion, his ultimate and most powerful weapon.

-Fatality!: Bruce Lee screams violently and jumps on his opponent, stomping them through the earth's core and vaporizing their bones and internal organs.

-One Inch Punch: A single punch from an inch (Sometimes even a Pico or Femtometer away) will overkill a person .

Other

Notable victories:

Chuck Norris (Has defeated him before, Chuck Norris refuses to die out of fear of a rematch.)

Morgen Freeman

Notable losses:

The headache and cerebral edema that killed him

Clint Eastwood (Composite) (Lost a Rap Battle to him)

Inconclusive matches:

Goku (This was just a impersonator of Bruce lee who got defeated by Goku)

Fei Long (Never finished his fight with his younger twin since he died)

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