Presenting the most famous MLG snack out there, Dorito Chips!
Powers and Stats
Name: Doritos Chips
Origin: Frito-Lay/MLG DankVille
Gender: It's a chip.
Age: Fresh outta the bag
Powers and Abilities: Crunchiness, Packed With Flavor, Sticks To Your Fingers
Wielders: Dank/MLG Characters
Attack Potency: MLG Level
Durability: Corn Chip Level
Stamina: Very High (Great snack for gaming sessions)
Range: 420 X Infinity
Weaknesses: The consumer is usually stuck licking their fingers unless they really don't care
Note: The stats mostly apply to when the chips are consumed