Dirty Dan

I'd say i'm Dirty Dan....


Dirty Dan, longtime outlaw and foe of Sheriff Sandy. Together with his partner in crime, Pinhead Larry, they have commited many crimes ranging from stealing all the liquor in bars, to poaching horses, and even causing forest fires. Dirty Dan, being dirty, has also made a habit of relieving his wastes in playgrounds, water fountains, and even dog food bowls. He's a true menace through and through.

Powers and Stats

Tier: -1

Name: Dirty Dan StinkPants

Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, likely in his 20s

Classification: Sponge/Outlaw/Criminal

Powers and Abilities: Regeneration, Expert Marksmanship, Handgun Mastery, Bad Smell, Odor Emission, Toonforce

Attack Potency: Outlaw Level

Speed: Fugitive Speed

Lifting Strength: Toon Class (he can pick up whatever he needs to)

Striking Strength: Class Toon

Durability: Irrelevant (Cartoon outlaws DON'T get killed. Toonforce.)

Stamina: Immense (Can easily run for hours on end)

Range: Depends on his weaponry

Standard Equipment: Revolver, Mud(at least i hope), Stink Bombs(filled with a mixture of skunk gas, cow farts, and digested chipotle), Capture Gun

Intelligence: Very High (Is a cunning criminal who can outwit Sheriff Sandy who is smarter than even some agents)

Weaknesses: Poor Hygiene


Notable Victories:

  • The Department Of Health (He was too dirty)
  • Jack Bauer (Bauer tried to interrogate him, but got manhandled)
  • Elliot Stabler (Same with Bauer, but Dan ended up hog tying him and putting him in a pigpen)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: