Name: Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris
Origin: Real Life
Age: Older than any form of time or creation
Classification: A literal god amongst gods.
Powers and Abilities: Infinite degrees of infinity higher than all of reality and fiction combined.
Attack Potency: All
Lifting Strength: Memetic
Striking Strength: It is postulated that he created every omniverse, timeline, fictional verse, and conceivable notion with a single roundhouse kick.
Durability: Unknown, but has actually died in the past (Death is just too scared to tell him.
Stamina: Vastly never-ending
Standard Equipment: Who needs tools when you’re Chuck Norris
Intelligence: Possesses Super Duper Ultra Omega Uber Omniscience.
Weaknesses: Bruce Lee. Getting his chest hair pulled.