Tasty Fries! Mmmmm.....

The best fast food fries ever made by mankind.


Sometimes people get it right. Sometimes, they make perfection. In the form of fast food fries, there is one unmatched. The fries of the Checkers/Rally's brand.

Powers and Stats

Tier: So delicious, it makes the mouths of tiers water!

Name: Checkers/Rally's Fries

Origin: Checkers/Rally's Fast Food Chains

Gender: Genderless (THEY'RE FRIES)

Age: Straight out the fryer! (If you order them at the food place instead of buying them at a store)

Classification: Seasoned Fries

Powers and Abilities: Delicious Taste, Mild Spice, Crunchy Texture

Attack Potency: God Tier French Fries Level

Speed: Fryerpresent

Lifting Strength: N/A

Striking Strength: Packs a good punch in your mouth

Durability: If you're eating it, not much. If it's actually fighting, Crunch Level++++++

Stamina: Irrelevant

Range: Every one of your taste buds, and every taste bud in every atom, molecule....

Standard Equipment: The bag/cardboard holder it comes in.

Intelligence: N/A

Weaknesses: When not in a battle, being consumed by humans/expiring

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Pepper Stardust: The fries release a peppery stardust that packs quite the kick!
  • Crunch Fold: The fries make multiple crunching sounds as they crumple, even transcending dimensional spaces
  • You Gotta Eat: The fries become so tasty, the foe gives in and tries to consume the fries


Notable Victories:

  • Frylock
  • McDonald's Fries
  • Burger King Fries
  • Wendy's Fries

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

  • TGI Friday's Garlic Parmesan Steak Fries
  • Five Guys Fries