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Burgerpants is 19 years old and he's already wasted his entire life.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 7-B | 5-A | 2-C | Low 1-B

Name: Burgerpants

Origin: Underfail

Gender: Male

Age: 12

Classification: Burgerpants

Powers and Abilities: Weed powers, Teleportaion, Telekinesis, Hypnosis, Reality Warping | Same, but to a greater extent + Cocaine Powers | Same, but to a greater extent + Boundary Manipulation, Piano Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Death Manipulation, High Reality Warping, Causality Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation | Same, + Soul Manipulation via eye contact

Attack Potency: City Level (Smoked up a storm that struck down a city) | Dwarf Star Level (Cocained up a storm that knocked out part of the sun) | Universe+ (Cocained up a gap in dimensions that tore a hole in the space-time continuum) | Low Hyperverse Level (Cocained himself outside of a complex multiverse and casually inhaled it and pooped it out)

Speed: Immobile, with Massively FTL+ reactions | Same | Same | Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: Sub-Human

Striking Strength: Sub-Human

Durability: City Level (Survived his own darude weedstorm) | Multi Solar System Level+ (Survived the long-term death of a small galaxy that happened over time due to accumulating Dwarf Star Level Cocainestorms) | Universe+ (Survived being sucked into a hole in space-time) | Low Hyperverse Level

Stamina: Average | Same | Same | Irrelevant

Range: City Range | Galaxy Range | Multi-Universal | Hyperversal

Standard Equipment: Pants, weed, drugs

Intelligence: Learning Impaired

Weaknesses: Constantly on drugs, will die if he becomes sober

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Darude Weedstorm: He smokes up a storm that kills everyone.

Darude Cocainestorm: He inhales up a storm that kills everyone.

I am 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life: He manipulates and destroys the boundaries between life and death.


Notable Victories:

Giorno Giovanna


The One Above The One Above The One Above The One Above The One Above All (via PIS)

Countless burgers

Notable Losses:

Tifa Lockheart

Mettaton NEO

Inconclusive Matches:

My will to live

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