Burgerpants is 19 years old and he's already wasted his entire life.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 7-B | 5-A | 2-C | Low 1-B
Powers and Abilities: Weed powers, Teleportaion, Telekinesis, Hypnosis, Reality Warping | Same, but to a greater extent + Cocaine Powers | Same, but to a greater extent + Boundary Manipulation, Piano Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Death Manipulation, High Reality Warping, Causality Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation | Same, + Soul Manipulation via eye contact
Attack Potency: City Level (Smoked up a storm that struck down a city) | Dwarf Star Level (Cocained up a storm that knocked out part of the sun) | Universe+ (Cocained up a gap in dimensions that tore a hole in the space-time continuum) | Low Hyperverse Level (Cocained himself outside of a complex multiverse and casually inhaled it and pooped it out)
Speed: Immobile, with Massively FTL+ reactions | Same | Same | Immeasurable
Lifting Strength: Sub-Human
Striking Strength: Sub-Human
Durability: City Level (Survived his own darude weedstorm) | Multi Solar System Level+ (Survived the long-term death of a small galaxy that happened over time due to accumulating Dwarf Star Level Cocainestorms) | Universe+ (Survived being sucked into a hole in space-time) | Low Hyperverse Level
Stamina: Average | Same | Same | Irrelevant
Range: City Range | Galaxy Range | Multi-Universal | Hyperversal
Standard Equipment: Pants, weed, drugs
Intelligence: Learning Impaired
Weaknesses: Constantly on drugs, will die if he becomes sober
Darude Weedstorm: He smokes up a storm that kills everyone.
Darude Cocainestorm: He inhales up a storm that kills everyone.
I am 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life: He manipulates and destroys the boundaries between life and death.
The One Above The One Above The One Above The One Above The One Above All (via PIS)
My will to live