Note: This tournament is starting in 10 Anime hours. That is equivalent to three earth days. If you want to register, contact Megamangohan QUICKLEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Alternativly, just edit your 10 characters to be at the bottom of the list.
Note: I will be accepting late comers, but they will only have 7 newcomers.
Characters are too OP on the wiki, To Prevent this, Rules will be sent up to prevent tipping scales too much for one character.
There will be three tiers for each possible character. There will be LV0, LV1, and LV2. Three will be LV2, and another three will be LV1. Three will be LV0. One character will hold a unique tiering of Player's choice.
There have already been levels set up by the aleverse. If you are not part of this, your s…Read more >
The Vegan Apocalypse was reaching a new peak, Potato Orphans and Tomato Toddlers being mass slaughtered by the dozen left and right. "What a horrible world to live in", thought Colonel Sanders XIV. How did such cruel treatment of minors become normalized by society? Why do these people find joy in taking the lives of living, breathing things? Those orphans have families expecting them to come home! ...Oh wait.
Pondering these thoughts, Colonel fled to his Run-down KFC. This was the only place he could call home, the only place where he felt safe. Ever since the Vegan Renaissance, business has been at an absolute zero. But Colonel still did everything he could to keep his restaurant spotless and shiny, because he just couldn't let go of it. H…Read more >
So there's this youtuber called Kavra, who makes edgy roblox stories.
So in this story, a girl named Grace is bullied and the squad turns against her. The bullies kill her boyfriend, she get mad, grabs a potion in science class, opens the classroom door and throws it, creating an explosion, but she manages to escape the school before the explosion can reach her.
feat starts 5:17 and ends at 5:34
The average should be 25 feet wide or 7.62 meters.
The average explosion should be from 2000-8000 m/s but let's say 8000 since the potion was made from science so thus it was enhanced and more powerful.
The average school should be around 80 meters.
80-7.62 (assuming the classroom where she th…Read more >
So finally, Filthy Frank has a legitimately impressive and quantifiable feat that doesn't come from scaling to already existing fictional characters. In this one, Captain Falcon Falcon Punches Chin-Chin, and causes a massive nuke-like explosion.
In order to be classified as a "mountain", the mountains in the background should be around 300 m tall.
2atan(atan(70/2)*(53/361)) = 0.445334964 radians, or 25.515813906874 degrees
Plugging 300 m in for the size and 25.515813906874 into this angsizing calculator for distance will get you 662.48 meters. Now I'm assuming that the explosion was dead center in the middle of... wherever this is. So it's 50% of that distance away from the camera.
662.48 / 2 = 331.24
Okay, so this means that the…
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Suggsverse is infamous among many, but there ARE a few people who like it. Any fans of Suggsverse out there?Read more >
This is Bridal Shotacon and I here because I have no choice but to join in. You see, I was hoping if Joke Battles administraters won't mind if I could add Memes, Rip-offs/Bootlegs, Weird Videos, and Obscure Characters here.
Antoine Dodson Talking Twin Babies John McCain (FilmCow) *Done* Amazing Horse *Done* Krista Siegfrids (Exggerated) Jungle Birdman *Done* Shyness Machine Girl Bootlegged Mufasa David After Dentist Magogo Gorilla Toshio Saeki (Wanked) Duck Army *Done*
Guy Who Moves His Head Flying Spaghetii Monster Salad Fingers Chewbacca Mom Ylvis
Sad Toy Cat (Reason: I don't no anything about it's abilities) Bluster Kong (Reason: You should check VS Battles article)
White Petticoat Barrel of Monkeys
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It looks like a big Hill but the characters say its a mountain so ill use 600m as a low end and 1,500m as a high end
Hill/Mountain Thing = 119px
Another Variable here, I have no clue how to handle slanted panels so ill do another High end and low end here
Small Panel = 399 px, using in the angsizing formula we get 23.5915390323 degrees
Big Panel = 484px, using the angsizzing formula we get 19.5363990443 degrees
Now we plug into the angsizing calculator
- Low-end = 1,436.5 m
- High End = 3,591.4 m
- Low-end = 1,742.6m
- High-end = 4,356.5m
I would appreciate someone linking a video of this in the anime or at least telling me which episode it happened but until then ill as…
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Since I was done studying for today I decided to do something fun
Since Goku, Krillen and Roshi couldnt be seen by the audience they are clearly faster than eyesight
Low end is 34.3ms/s
High end 171.5m/s (I prefer this one since even Mr.Satan is fte and hes much slower than these guys)
Goku started climbing while it was still day out and Korin said it took him almost a whole day so the timeframe is 18h or 64,800s
34.3ms/s*64,800s = 2,222,640m low end
171.5m/s*64,800s = 11,113,200m high end
Goku Climbed in 3 hours after a bit of training so 10,800s but we half the time since Goku climbed down and up.
2,222,640m/5,400 = 411.6 m/s or Mach 1.2; Supersonic
11,113,200m/5,400 = 2058 m/s or Mach 6.48; Hypersonic
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In this blog, I'm going to make calculations for profiles on this site based on random .io games I usually play on my meantime.
In Mope.io, the wolf has the ability to 'howl', summoning a sound wave that pushes around enemies that make contact with it.
Funnily enough, any animal in the game (as far as I know) can easily move at the same speed as it or move faster than it overall, so I will use the heaviest animal I know that is in the game - the blue whale - and try to find the kinetic energy that it generates by moving.
First off, the blue whale weighs 300,000 Pounds, or 136,077.711 kilograms.
A sound wave normally moves at 343 m/s.
Applying these two values in a kinetic energy calculator grants us 8,004,703,310.719501 joules (1.9131700073421…
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There's this channel which has 1 million subscribers yet is stranger obscure to the public.
feat starts at 0:43
Mike's hand is 242.83 pixels.
The average human hand is 7.25 inches or 18.415 centimeters.
That puts the cm per pixel rule at 0.07583494625.
The crater in the wall is 127 pixels in diameter
127 times 0.07583494625=9.63103817375 cm
Walls are 4.5 to 6.5 inches thick according to ArbitraryNumbers or 11.43 to 16.51 centimeters.
I'll use the low end, to be safe and because the wall look thin.
I'm going to be using the shape of a cylinder.
Using this I get a volume of 832.69 cubic centimeters using 4.5 inches.
Walls are usually made of Concrete or Cement.
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This picture sums up what I'm about to say.
The Epic Duck is based off a rubber duck which should be around 8 centimeters on average tall and weighs 2.5 pounds or 1.13398 kg.
using the square cube law, ((45.315m/0.08m)^3)*(1.13398kg)
206092120 kg or 227177.674968 freaking tons.
Now time for the KE
This sums up his velocity
Typing this into the KE calculator we get
80207339575118760000 joules or 19.1700142388 gigatons of TNT or Island Level, so Island Level Epic Duck is a thing again.Read more >
Respect The ALL MIGHTY BIG SMOKE
He can destroy the dimeonion of happy trees (made by bob ross himself0 just by moaning and then proceeded to beat the shit out of bob ross who is multiversal.
The dimeonion soon expoloded into bits and pieces the mighty Smoke teleported to Ross in a milesecond and proceeded to 'beat the shit out of him'
And thats it theres lots and i mean lots more feats i could add like him beating Golden Shrek Perferct Cell to beating Superman and Goku with no glasses.Read more >
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Using good 'ol Pythagorean's theorem, we can find that Brett's hand is 197 px long.
The distance Brett's hand travelled is 612 px. (also via Pythagorean's Theorem)
Average human hand size: .2 m (Rounded up from .189 m)
612 / 197 = 3.1
This means the hand travelled 3.1 times its length in distance.
.2m * 3.1 = .62 m
Brett's hand starts moving from the position shown in the picture at 01:48:95 and hits Nick's arm at 01:49:12.
That means the timeframe was 1700 milliseconds, or .17 seconds.
Travelling 0.62 m in 0.17 seconds is 3.64705882 meters per second.
The mass of the average human hand is .54 kg.
KE = 1/2 (M * (V * V))
(.54 * (3.64705882 * 3.64705882)) = 3.6 Joules, or 0.00086042065 Grams of TNT -- B…Read more >
So, in the anime known as 'Cool Cat Saves the Kids', Cool Cat crosses a street in eight seconds .
The longest street in the world, Younge Street, is 1,896 KM long (1,896,000 meters long).
Cool Cat travelled this distance in eight seconds, however, considering that cool cat is shown to be faster than this, Cool Cat actually travelled the street in 0.1 seconds because of how much of a kool katt he is.
1896000 / 0.1 = 18,960,000 m/s, or mach 55,276.96793
Massively Hypersonic+ Cool Cat confirmed.
Now, for the KE that Cool Cat generated:
The heaviest cat in the world is the liger - which weigh 1,600 pounds atmost, however, since Cool Cat is a fatty, he weighs about 666 times as much as this (1,065,600 pounds)
1,065,600 pounds is 483,348.0295 kilograms
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Dank things , Dank things are one of the best things i know in my life
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE LELLELELELELELEL XDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD YU AR NOB!!!!!1111 XDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANIMU IS BAD!!!111
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In Roblox Mad Games, there is a gamemod called Cat Attack. The players all have to fight a gigantic cat. During the end, the cat has a final attack where it blasts a gigantic beam of purple fire, that creates an explosion. The explosion engulfs the entire map a blinding white light, leaving nothing it in it's wake. Since the Map is basically the Roblox Terrain with a bunch of buildings, we are going to find the volume of the Terrain.
Robloxian's height=8 pixels, 1.71 meters.
Terrain's length=405 pixels.
50.625 times 1.71=86.56875
Terrain's height=416 pixels.
52 times 1.71=88.92
Now time for the thickness of the terrain
Terrain's thickness=24 pixels
Robloxian's height=12 pixels, 1.71 meters.
2 times 1.71=3.42
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In this blog, I will be covering various feats present in the videos made by Youtuber Eltorro64rus. He makes tons of videos featuring TF2 characters that are very random in nature.
In this video, the Soldier kicks the Engineer's dispenser so hard it collides with the couch and continues flying, and pushes it around the earth. The reason I assume it traveled around the planet is because it came flying at them later in the video, from the exact same direction that it was kicked. It was so precise that it collided with them and knocked them all out in the exact same spot where it collided with the couch in the first place, and the couch was still being carried along with it. This seems to be enough ev…
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Also I will solo your favorite verse (maybe)
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The title says all about the feat. Matpat runs around the earth in a short timeframe.
He clears one quarter of the earth's distance in around four seconds.
The earth's circumference is 24,901 miles. So Matpat cleared 1556.3125 miles in a second.
That is 2680060.68 meters per second, which is around Mach 7813.6, or Massively Hypersonic+.
Also, the earth naturally rotates at roughly Mach 1.35, which is Supersonic. This serves as a good low end for his movement speed, as he's also shown in that same video to be able to keep up with the earth's rotation on a casual jog (although I forgot where and when, it's definitely there somewhere).
Now to calc his reactions.
His most notable feat is him casually flicking awa…Read more >
Just some calc for a profile I am planning to do.
OK here is the scene in question.
Since nothing of the people is left I would say vaporization. I will approx. human vaporization with those of water, given that humans mostly are water.
Vaporization of water = 2575 J/cm^3
Next the scaling:
Since the beam seemed approx. cylindrical I will assume it as such. Since it vaproized all those humans from head to toe it should be around 1.70 m in diameter. So:
Black line = 186 px = 1.7 = beam diameter
2880 px = picture width = beam length = 26.322580645161408 m
So in total the beam has vaporized everything in an area of (1.7/2)^2*pi*26.322580645161408 = 59.747011769367960706 m^3 = 59747011.769367960706 cm^3
59747011.769367960706 cm^3 * 2575 J/cm^3 = 1.53848…
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Here is a respect blog for every notable character from the 10th-dimension boys series.
I will be using feats from the webtoons.com page and theofficial facebook page.
Can summon "The Giant of Destruction", although we never got to see what it can do.
Flight (The last few panels of this comic)
His signature technique, along with Ganhan's, is his bowel movements (most notably farting). The farts are so deadly that they have been shown to kill instantly. It can be used in a variety in different ways, such as:
- Creating a barrier around him by shitting his pants and making it explode.
- Can solidify his feces and use it as a sword that sticks out of his butt.
- It is also shown that one must eat less vegetables to solidify their shit-sabers.
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So the GBE of the sun is 6.87e41 Joules
Divide that by 1 trillion and you get:
6.87e29 Joules = Moon Level
Assuming that the lions won, then each Lion would have to be Moon Level.Read more >
So, peepul are like:
AUISOFHASUIDHUIKASDUASUDUIAWYIUAWID WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OP CHARACTERS IT HAS TO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
OP Characters are always here oVo
Sooooo, I is gonna create an idea!
An Tiering System for the infinites! :D (I am not SUGGESTING that you should use dis more often, it's just for people to say "HAHAHDAIODHADIASODOIASDIOSADIOAS UR CHARACTTURS LOW SOMETHING CCCCCC"- jk that's rude)
(All of the peepul that simply dun care about Tiers are just ∞-C :3)
Pls note that I WILL use Aleverse's Infinites in this, just to let you know :) (Credit to Alexcar3000)
Low Tier ∞-C
Characters that pretty much are "Infinitely Beyond Memetic Tier", "Infintely Beyond Zero", or 0^0^0^0 spam of Infinite Zeros. It can also mean…
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Hi! I'm Alex!!
"How do you even function?"
Is a common topic everywhere where I am found.
So, I MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!
So you can, uhm. Know...
Hello there1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I'm Alex!!
So, you may wonder: "He has like, a gorillion knives! How is this guy a pacifist!!!!???"
Well, first! I primarily use my Stick. Second! BECUZ KNIVES ARE COOL!! Third, well, sit with me and lemme tell you!
So, you know what is a FIGHT, right?
So now, what would happend.
If you simply do not want to FIGHT?
Why? You don't wanna hurt them, right?
Well, nope! Of course!
Then, you choose MERCY.
But what if...
There was a way to Vs. someone...
With both FIGHT and MERCY?
This is what a SPAR is!
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Ahh, the story of Mailverse; it's quiet stupid, and NEAT! (Were on jokes battle wiki, what u expect?
HERE IT IZIIZIIZIIIZIZIZ
Infinite.. Infinite amount of space in this multiverse. But nothing in that space...
The first thing in this verse.
The soul of the verse.
It didn't look powerful, infact it was Mail.
Everything was starting to make sense.
It was this that was going to be made.
Waita Minut- AHAHAHHAHAHH!!!
"Hello there! Person outside of the post! This is the story of Mailverse, because screw naration.
So it started when I figured out I was lonely and that made me sad. I was like 'I am gonna make something!' Then sanity came over me…
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So lately I've been rather invested in the Meme Battles Wiki, which I intended to be an expansion of my verse. I didn't feel like clogging the wiki up with so many pages.
I'd like to say that the project is now going on hiatus. I'm busy with school, and I'm just getting generally tired of making so many Tier 4 characters. Plus the formula I'm using is getting a bit repetitive, and I'd like to try something new.
So, Arbitrary, what are you going to do now?
Some ideas I've had:
- Keep working on the Smash verse, where I analyze various characters from the Smash Bros series and give them abilities based on various gameplay mechanics, techs, and exploitable glitches.
- A verse entirely dedicated to using random pictures I find on google image search,…
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Okay, so I mentioned in my last blog that Filthy Frank taking on Hatsune Miku clones was a bit of an outlier.
Don't worry, though. Filthy Frank still has some really impressive feats that transcend that.
In the episode, "ADAM SANDLER CONSPIRACY THEORY", we see Frank doing some research, coming to the conclusion that Adam Sandler makes crappy movies on purpose. In this video, Adam Sandler is repeatedly referred to as a higher dimensional being who exists on both the physical and metaphysical planes of existence. A being too powerful to mess with, one that leeches off of the resources of lesser being like Filthy Frank.
And yet we see Frank tanking countless hits from not only Adam Sandler himself, but his cohorts from the League of Shitty Acto…Read more >