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"Today, we are going to learn about forgiveness"

Summary[]

Once there existed three, Arceus, Mew, and Blastoise. Blastoise knew about the sins of the Pokeworld, so he sacrificed his life to save it.

Then he came back...

He now holds full authority over everyone and everything. He believes he is all-powerful, so he has the right to do whatever he wants. He also believes everyone is dumb. So everyone should only worship him because blastoise is the only one who can guide them, and everyone else is too stupid to govern themselves. He believes that you have to forgive everyone no matter what (even if they commit total genocide,) and that the only sin that cannot be forgiven is pride. You just let people do whatever they want because you are a sinner too, and therefore you are just as bad as a total genocider. He believes everyone is a bad person except himself.He also demands that there be no punishments for any bad people. He will only send you to hell if you do not forgive... well you'd know. His hobbies include teaching people about forgiveness, humility, turning the other cheek, let the first be last and let the last be first, and giving little kids school tests on a daily basis.

He enjoys seeing bad people sin, and getting away with it.

Blastoise is a bit of a annoyance, But he has good intentions.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 2-B

Name: Blastoise

Origin: PokEWorld series

Gender: Male | Beyond the Concept of genders

Age: unknown | As old as the Origin of PokEWorld | Probably 10,000

Classification: God, Demi- God, Pokemon, Turtle

Powers and Abilities: immortality type 3, 4, and 8, High-Mid Regeneration, Toon Force, Alter Time, All types of Reality Warping, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Matter Manipulation, One Hit Kill (Through Forgiveness), Conceptual manipulation (Not able to create dimensions), Flight, Complete Arsenal (Through Forgiveness), Nigh-Omniscience, Summoning Everything, Time Stop, Plot Manipulation (He always controls the entire Plot), Telekinesis, Teleportation, Temporary invulnerability, Nigh-Omnipresence, Creation, Healing (up to Resurrecting), Double Personality, Distruction (With permission from Arceus), Super Speed, Alternate Future Display, Gravity Manipulation, Rage Power (Extremely Rare,) Hacking, Invisibility, Text Manipulation, Memory Manipulation, Holy Manipulation, Invisibility, Awakened Power, Preparation, Mathematics Manipulation, Freezing, Physics Manipulation, Blessing Provision, Blessing Receiving, too much HAX. Boy that's a lot.

Attack Potency: Planet Level (Was able to One Shot everyone in the PokEWorld verse excluding Arceus and Girl Pikachu,) | Multi-Universal Level (Has control over the entire PokEWorld verse and neighboring universes) |

(Used Forgiveness to hold back Girl Pikachu)

Speed: MFTL+ | Nigh-Omnipresence | unknown

Lifting Strength: Universal to Immeasurable | unknown

Striking Strength: Multi-Universal to Multiversal |

Durability: Continent level (Oddly enough due to some paradox, weaker Pokemon can still hurt him) | Multiverse level | unknown

Stamina: Probably Nigh-Limitless to Limitless | Limitless VIA Forgiveness | unknown

Range: Multi-Universal

Standard Equipment: Arm Cannons, The Prophecy, Pair of Dice (Who said God does not Play dice,) Lots of candy, cookies, and cake, Anything he wants (Due to being a God)

Intelligence: Extremely Dumb (Due to letting the enemy always win,) Hated (An intelligence variant being although smart, he is highly hated in the PokEWorld verse due to his ideals) Very High Moral Standards (Still lets the good guys, as well as his moral values, always win in the end) | Nigh- Omniscience (due to being a God) 

Weaknesses: WAY TOO EMOTIONAL, Lets the opponent win many times, Has trouble dealing with hatred, limited to righteousness (except the one time he was only out to steal money,) Also Huge Monsters have a high chance of killing him at times of extreme hatred when Blastoise holds back his true power. People hate him WAY TOO MUCH.

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Anything he wants, these are just more common

Rapid Spin (Tier 4-A) exactly as Pokemon description

Ice Beam (Tier 4-A) exactly as Pokemon description

Blizzard (Tier 3-B) exactly as Pokemon description

Sheer Cold (OHKO) exactly as Pokemon description

Bubble (tier 6-C) exactly as Pokemon description

Water Gun (Tier 6-A) exactly as Pokemon description

Surf (Tier 3-C) exactly as Pokemon description

Water Pulse (Tier 4-C) exactly as Pokemon description

Hydro Pump (Tier 2-C to 2-B) This is Where things start to get BIG, as this is where Blastoise's maximum Attack Potency is Set out to be.

Hydro Cannon (Tier 2-B) This is where Blastoise begins to discover attacks beyond his maximum attack Potency,

Hydro Vortex (2-B)

FORGIVENESS (Unknown)

Others[]

Notable Victories: Entire PokEWorld verse

Girl Pikachu (Only Through Forgiveness)

Notable Losses: Girl Pikachu (VIA all other means)

Arceus

Inconclusive Matches:

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