Powers and Stats:
Name: William Darrel, "Billy" Mays Jr.
Origin: Real Life
Age: 50 at time of death
Classification: TV Pitchman
Powers and Abilities: Super Strength, has the loudest voice in the world, badass beard, can sell anything to anyone, mastery of using many amazing products in combat.
Destructive Capacity: Wallet Level+ (His voice can make you give him all your money)
Speed: Fast enough to make 5 restaurant-size mini burgers at once. Massively FTL with Quick Chop.
Strength: Billy Mays has the muscle to support up to 350,000 lbs. and the strength to pull this fully loaded, 80,000 lb. tractor trailer!
Durability: Peak Human Level, Indestructible with Orange Glo and Impact Gel
Stamina: Billy Mays never quits, when he's up against a wall, that's when he performs best!
Range: Capable of destroying any lamp from anywhere
- Awesome Auger: The world's most efficient and powerful yard tool. Doubles as the world's most efficient and powerful spear.
- Big City Slider Station: Create 47 million Big City Sliders to attack your family.
- The Ding King: Creates dings in his opponent which he then hits with a hammer.
- Green Away: Capable of destroying 60,000 trees, shrubs and bushes.
- Impact Gel: Makes Billy Mays invincible to all physical attacks.
- Orange Glo: Creates an invisible shield which protects him from all non-physical attacks.
- Oxi-Clean: Capable of cleaning enemies off the face of reality.
- Two Easy Steps: With just two easy steps, he can climb right over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls.
- Zorbeez: Better than ShamWow.
- Big City Collider Station: Creates a black hole.
- Quick Chop: Can slice through any material and is vastly superior to the Slap Chop.
Intelligence: Smarter than Vince since he knows that the Germans don't always make good stuff.
Weaknesses: Cocaine, Vince Offer
Notable Attacks/Techniques: See above
Vince Offer (called out Vince on live radio a few months before his death)