Bae is poop. Bae means poop in Danish. This is bae. Everyone goes bae. Bae smells. Here is the CORRECT definition of bae. Read this profile at your own risk.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 💩 Tier
Origin: Your digestive system
Gender: It's poo. Human waste.
Age: Depends on what you eat
Powers and Abilities: Terrible Odor, Disease Spreading (Usually E. Coli)
Attack Potency: Turd level
Speed: Depends on if it's floating in the toilet, being flushed, or traveling in a sewer
Lifting Strength: N/A
Striking Strength: N/A
Durability: Depends on if it's rocky, runny, or mushy
Stamina: Depends on how long it lingers in the toilet and sewers
Range: Depends on how big it is, and how long it's traveled through the sewers
Standard Equipment: The remnants of what you ate, usually corn
Intelligence: It's a piece of poo. What were you expecting, Albert Einstein?
Weaknesses: Toilet Paper, Water Treatment Plants, Constipation
- Has tortured humanity's sense of smell since the dawn of humanity
- Bad Smell: Tortures human noses with an awful odor. Baby bae and dog bae are really notorious examples.
- E. Coli: Best not to consume it.
- Justin Bieber
- The appetite of dogs
- The human sense of smell
- Air freshener
- Toilet paper
- Water treatment plants