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Summary[]

Snorlax is a Pokémon that appears in all of the main Pokémon games always blocking your path making you use the Pok Flute to wake him up. Snorlax is too lazy to get up because he is asleep, and he is the laziest Pokémon there is.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C

Name: Snorlax

Origin: Pokémon

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: The laziest Pokémon ever

Powers and Abilities: Can block your path, Laziness Manipulation (Is too lazy to move because he is alseep), Sleep Manipulation (Is asleep until you use the Poké Flute)

Attack Potency: Street level (Can block the entire path of the player making them not able to progress the game's storyline)

Speed: Average Human

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Street Class

Durability: Street level (Does not move when blocking your path)

Stamina: Below average (Is too lazy and sleeps everywhere he goes)

Range: Unknown

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Below average (Not very smart, tends to sleep often)

Weaknesses: Poké Flute

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • A wild Snorlax blocks the path: Looks like you won't be able to progress the game's storyline...

Others[]

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